What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:20

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
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Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
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-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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